We silently strategized what to try next with sign language as she repeatedly reminded me with one finger across her lips that I had to be quiet so we wouldn't wake up her roommate. My epic battle with whiskey/Adderall dick continued. She was a smoking hot drunk 8, probably a sober 7, but even as she orally embraced my balls I couldn't remember her damn name. She was as naked as the day she was born, with black and green stripes painted up and down both arms, and eye black, which was smudged down her face thanks to alcohol and party sweat. I was wearing a camouflage bandana around my forehead, and combat boots. and my face was painted like Charlie Sheen's in Platoon. Adderall dick is a real problem with no known cure. Is it Kimmy? Kristen? My mind raced as I took her pants off with one hand and tried to wake my dick up with the other. I was at least fourteen drinks and 20 millis of Adderall deep, so my brain and dick were in full mutiny against me. I frantically pulled out and rolled over off her, but the damage was done. I erupted like Mount Vesuvius inside her, awkwardly staring over at Monte with a look of horror on my face while I came. “Daddy is home!” he yelled right as Britney slapped my ass. She must've been able to feel me getting close, because she looked me in the eye and whispered sweetly, “Make sure you pull out.” I was trying to time my exit and hold the money shot as long possible with my remembrance of American history when, at the exact same second I got to Reagan on my list of presidents, Monte drunkenly stumbled in the door. I was getting close to a penile volcanic eruption, so I tried to occupy my mind by reciting the presidents of the United States I could remember. I put both my hands above her shoulders and locked my arms out, basically in push up position, giving myself a solid view of her boobs as they bounced from my super speed pelvic humping, and conveniently distancing myself from her nonstop shrieking of my name. “I can what?” I asked like the complete fucking dumbass I am. After she finished a few minutes of dry handjob pumping during a makeout session with too much tongue, she slid off her thong and said, “You can if you want,” with one eyebrow raised and an innocent smile on her face. We were both freshmen, we were both shitfaced, and we both wanted something good to tell our friends the next day. Miyagi, I lacked experience, but possessed raw talent. After locking eyes across the crowded dance floor she wiggled her way over to me, and just a few songs later we stumbled out the door toward my dorm. She was a skinny, tan, blonde Kappa and I badly needed to tap that. In the middle of a spring rush party at the Alpha house, I ended up in a heated sexual dance off with a girl named Britney. It had even become the norm to get some mid party action, like a dance floor over the pants handjob (OTPHJ). © 2023 NYP Holdings, Inc.By the spring of my freshman year I was so used to closing on girls that if I didn't end up back in my bed post party with a 7 or better I considered the night a failure. The video – believed to have been filmed at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas – has been viewed more than 500,000 times. It was the second video posted to Total Frat Move after a group of lads were filmed intentionally jumping into a shark tank – before swimming for their lives away from the deadly animals. The helpless shark which had washed up on the beach has his mouth held open by one boy as another uses force to launch the can at its teeth. The “shotgunning” technique involves someone punching a hole in the side of a can while popping the ring-pull and quickly drinking the alcohol as it explodes out. He said: “I understand the morality of this but Sharks eat fish, imagine the bacteria in its teeth and hes just drinking it.” While one seemed more concerned about the health implications of the sick stunt. “I hope the shark ate his arm off,” said one furious viewer.Īnother added: “This is horrible and it’s animal abuse and why the f**k would u ever?” Sharks deserve enough respect to not be used as a drinking prop by boys with a single digit IQ, but ok pal.” Stunned viewers slammed it as the “dumbest thing” they’d ever seen. A sick stunt has sparked outrage online after a frat boy was filmed using washed-up shark’s teeth to pierce open his can of beer.įootage shows the shirtless youngster take the “shotgunning” technique to the extreme while celebrating Spring Break on a beach.
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